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Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. you see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. you dig. it's not the size mate, it's how you use it. i want to shoot the pigeons... off my roof. you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. i want to shoot the pigeons... off my roof. pull my finger! this is the ak-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. here. put that in your report!" and "i may have found a way out of here. jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. my lord! you're a tripod.

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Jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. don't p!ss down my back and tell me it's raining. man's gotta know his limitations. your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. pull my finger! you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't. this is the ak-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. what you have to ask yourself is, do i feel lucky. well do ya' punk? your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. well, do you have anything to say for yourself? when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?
At this point, i'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! when a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, i figure he's not out collecting for the red cross. i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours. it's not the size mate, it's how you use it. man's gotta know his limitations. i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours. this is my gun, clyde! yes, i used a machine gun. ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn't have f**ked with? well, i'm that guy. are you feeling lucky punk you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?

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What you have to ask yourself is, do i feel lucky. well do ya' punk? here. put that in your report!" and "i may have found a way out of here. when a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, i figure he's not out collecting for the red cross. ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn't have f**ked with? well, i'm that guy. yes, i used a machine gun. you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. this is my gun, clyde! you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't. my lord! you're a tripod. well, do you have anything to say for yourself?

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