I Dated a Robot
Take me to your leader! You mean while I'm sleeping in it? Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
The Cyber House Rules
No! Don't jump! Your best is an idiot! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Then we'll go with that data file!
- You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal!
- Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
- I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.
- And I'm his friend Jesus.
Where No Fan Has Gone Before
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. You know, I was God once. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Meh.
The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
It's a T. It goes "tuh". I had more, but you go ahead. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
- And I'm his friend Jesus.
- The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
- Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!
Bender Gets Made
I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Say it in Russian!
